Glenn Beck is very underrated for how funny he actually is.

Actually, the duo of Glenn and his co-host Stew is really good!

And they just pulled off another hilarious bit, staging an “Exclusive” interview with Kamala Harris.

Of course it wasn’t really Kamala Harris and that becomes obvious just seconds into the interview….but it IS a hilarious Kamala impersonator and the interview hilariously goes off the rails as “Kamala” tries to answer Glenn’s questions.

This is a real gem, enjoy:

This is one where the comedy is in listening and watching the bit live, but if you need a transcript I’ve got you covered:

Glenn Beck: Well, as a surprise, we have Vice President of the United States, Kamala Harris, on with us now. Vice President Harris, welcome.

Kamala Harris: Hi, Glennie. How are you?

Glenn Beck: You know, I’m good, just on the campaign trail. You know, we’re hitting the road, taking over one city at a time.

Kamala Harris: Okay, uh-huh. So, is it official now? Are you the candidate? I know you just got an endorsement from Michelle and Barack.

Kamala Harris: Yeah, well, they didn’t really have a choice now, did they? [Laughter] But yes, I am the official candidate as far as I’m concerned.

Glenn Beck: As far as you’re concerned. Because the Democratic party, yeah, this is a kind of new thing where you don’t have the vote. You know, Jack Sherman called it grassroots, but it doesn’t seem like the typical democracy kind of thing.

Kamala Harris: Well, you know, we sat down at a big table right next to Nancy’s cauldron, and we all decided we have to just make sure that Donald Trump doesn’t get elected. We’re going to do everything we can to stop it from happening. The rules don’t matter; the law doesn’t matter at this point. That’s the bottom line here, and we’re going to do everything we can. People will thank us at the end of the day. Democracy, sure.

Glenn Beck: Right. So, are you planning on debating President Trump, then?

Kamala Harris: Yeah, I am. You know, I was a little nervous at first, but it looks like he’s backing out now. Hopefully, he’s not trying to pull a quick one, but I think I’m ready. I think I’m ready to unburden what has been.

Glenn Beck: Can you tell me exactly what that means? Because you say that a lot, and you seem to love it a lot. Why is that such an important phrase to you?

Kamala Harris: Well, Glenn, you know, we all just watched the television coverage of what we can see and what we can be. Really, it’s just about opening up your horizons and trying to unburden what has been. Now, I’ve discovered that I’ve gotten all the way here by just saying nonsense. It has to mean something. It doesn’t matter if I don’t know what it means, but as long as the American public can sit there and ponder it long enough, I’ll get into that seat before they figure it out. I crack myself up, you know? I can’t help it.

Glenn Beck: I know, you’re very funny. You’re very, very funny. So, have you made a decision on the VP pick? Because Stu and I both think it’s going to be the astronaut.

Kamala Harris: Yeah, I was told that that’s not going to be completely up to me. Like I said, Nancy’s working hard over here with her cauldron behind the scenes. I do what I’m told, and that’s about as much as I know about that.

Glenn Beck: Right, okay. So you can’t answer that. I saw the story in the New York Times that was very hard-hitting on you, saying that you’re probably the one candidate in the history of the United States that really knows her way around a kitchen.

Kamala Harris: Yeah, well, that can be true.

Glenn Beck: But did you find that a little insulting? I mean, it’s kind of like, you know, keep them barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen, isn’t it?

Kamala Harris: You know, I’ll give you my best recipe, Glenn, and then you’re going to understand why everyone raves about my cooking. First of all, I like to pander to the black voters, and they love a woman in the kitchen, right? So, for example, when I’m doing my turkey, and I love giving out this recipe, you take a little black pepper. It’s the simplest recipe, but somehow I make it sound like it’s the most difficult thing in the world. You take a little black pepper, a little thyme, and definitely, you can’t forget the kosher salt. That’s why we need the Jews. We need the Jews. And you know, you put a little salt, a little pepper, and you get right under that cavity, and voila, it’s like I invented cooking.

Glenn Beck: That doesn’t really sound like even a recipe.

Kamala Harris: You know, I’m doing the best I can here, Glenn. Whose side are you on?

Glenn Beck: Okay, okay. All right, one last thought. I saw that Charlie XCX, which yes, is a performing artist, you have put a banner on your page that says Kamala HQ with a neon background and lowercase letters. It looks just like Charlie XCX’s album, Brat. Is that something that you are trying to image yourself as?

Kamala Harris: Well, here’s the thing, Glenn. At some point, I called the young voters stupid because let’s face it, that’s what they are, right? And you know, I’m just trying to rework that image to my benefit. So, you know, I’m just trying to be happening, and depending on what demographic I pander to—in this case, you know, I have to pander to the young voters—brat it is. It just depends on who I’m trying to trick at this point, you know what I mean?

Glenn Beck: Okay, all right, yeah, sure, sure. Let me introduce you to Estee Paly. You’ve seen her on YouTube. I have to tell you, Estee, I love your YouTube videos. You look like her, you sound like her, her laugh is exactly like this. How did you come across—when did you realize, oh my gosh, I could do this voice exactly?

Estee Paly: I was actually just playing around. I’ve told this already to so many outlets, but I was really playing around during the pandemic. I had downloaded TikTok. I started doing some lip-syncing, just goofing around, and somebody had told me, “You know, when you listen really close, you kind of sound like Harris.” Now, at that time, I just attempted an impersonation. I don’t think it was that good at that time. I think I nailed the nasality of her voice later on, but when Rebel News saw it, Ezra Levant, the CEO of Rebel News, he loved it. He loved the laugh, and he really gave me my first shot. When I started doing the skits for them, just with time, I think if you mimic over and over again and you really get the cadence down, it just gets easier and easier. Now, I think she’s making—my laugh and my tone and my cadence are actually merging with hers, so I think that’s kind of like a working hazard. But yeah, it just took some time, and after a couple of years, I think I really got it down.

Glenn Beck: So you watch her a lot. What are your thoughts about, I don’t know, her intelligence level? What’s the deal with her?

Estee Paly: It’s very easy for me in that sense. That’s why it’s easy for me to mimic her and to create this sarcastic satire because I find her very ingenuine in general. I think comedians or impressionists, they have this thing where they have to watch people and be observant. Just watching her, she comes off so ingenuine, so inauthentic, down to the laugh. Intelligence-wise, I’ll tell you something just from a woman’s perspective—forget about conservative, liberal, any of that—from a woman’s perspective, I will be completely honest with you. It makes me angry that someone like that can be in power and is making women look bad across the board because we’re a lot better than that. She doesn’t give women in America a good name, especially with how she got here. Let’s be real. I’m calling a spade a spade. I think that’s what people find refreshing about my content, is that I’m pretty much direct, in-your-face, criticizing her through comedy because I find her very ingenuine and I don’t find her intelligent at all. Despite the fact that she was district attorney and her track record speaks for itself, look what she did in the Bay Area, look what she did with the population of black men. The fact that they can do this and she comes out on a stage and gaslights over and over again, and specifically, I want to say the word gaslights because everything she says is completely untrue. It’s the exact opposite. They project a lot in their campaign. At this point, I’m not sure where this road will lead me, but right now, I’m just being true to myself. I really want to expose her as much as I can, and I think comedy is the best way to do that.

Glenn Beck: I agree with you. I agree with you, and you’re very good at it. You don’t know where it’s leading you? Well, if they win, it may be jail. I just want to throw that out there.

Estee Paly: Probably, yeah. I mean, I come from communist Russia. I know how these things work. My mom tells me all the time, “You got to be careful. These people play dirty.” And because I come from there, I can see what’s happening here, and it’s just really sad. She’s a democratic socialist. I don’t understand how people don’t see it. But hopefully, she doesn’t win. Money isn’t everything. I’d really rather we get our country back.

Glenn Beck: Yeah, I agree. Well, thank you so much, and you just have to give me one more Kamala laugh. Could you do something with the yellow school buses that you just love so much?

Estee Paly (as Kamala Harris): I just love them! You know, they’re so great, and the wheels turn on those yellow school buses. You know, I have a Venn diagram about it right on my wall. On one side, there’s Willie, on one side, there’s the yellow, and it’s just great. Will’s the driver. [Laughter]

Glenn Beck: I love that joke, and I don’t understand the obsession that I’ve developed or when I developed this obsession, but you know, buses are great, and I’m sticking with it.

Kamala Harris: Thank you so much for having me on.

Glenn Beck: Thank you. God bless you. You’re just the best.

One of my all-time favorite Glenn Beck bits that cracks me up every time is his bit about the “Themis”.

You are gonna die laughing:

GLENN BECK: “Hang on, our Themis has just gone off….”

This is a flashback to one of my favorite bits Glenn Beck has ever done….has me laughing hysterically every time I see it!

Recently, I covered a new report from Glenn Beck.

You can read that here.

But I can’t cover Glenn Beck and not show you one of the most hilarious things he’s ever done.

This one actually had me literally laughing out loud so I had to share it with you.

I actually don’t get to watch Glenn Beck all that often but I always liked him and I happened to click on this video of his today and it had me in stitches.

So here’s the background….

Apparently at Dubai Design Week (whatever that is) a new “invention” was released called the “Themis”.

Named after the Greek goddess of justice, the “Themis” is designed to sound an alarm when your speech includes something “offensive”.

Gee, what could possibly go wrong?

This is the “goddess” Themis:

And this is the new “invention”:

https://twitter.com/newsoneplace/status/1459856380513460230

https://twitter.com/aspals/status/1460673637632118789

The DailyMail had more info on the horrific new device:

A new trigger-warning detector which sound alarms when it detects offensive speech has been unveiled at Dubai Design Week.

The Themis is a lamp-sized device intended to ‘moderate’ debate in classrooms and universities and ‘manifest political correctness’ into a product.

The small device could even be used to police language at dinner parties and family gatherings and its developers have said it hopes that Themis will encourage ‘self-critique’.

The Themis (pictured) emits irritating sounds when it detects racial slurs and ‘offensive’ jokes +2
The Themis will emit irritating sounds when it detects offensive speech has been said around it

Zinah Issa, who unveiled the device in Dubai, told The Telegraph: ‘Through the use of speech recognition and sound sensors we were able to program Themis to detect offensive terms – racial slurs, offensive jokes – through the microphone.

‘Extremely bothersome alarms last approximately two minutes, after which Themis turns off, allowing an open, understanding discussion among people on the possible trigger matter and the potential reasons behind Themis’s activation’.

The device is named for Themis, the Greek goddess of justice and social order.

Themis is being currently trialled in classrooms and universities with a view to a wider roll-out soon.

The design were unveiled at the Global Grad Show where students from across the Middle East and North Africa were invited to share their work.

So that’s actually rather disturbing, but the part that had my cracking up was Glenn Beck’s bit he did about it.

In a sketch where he pretends to be talking to his co-host Stew, they start talking about the story and then find out that the Themis starts going off on Stew.

When Glenn says “Hang on, our Themis has just gone off” I lost it.

It’s a good thing I wasn’t drinking something or I would have sprayed it all over my computer screen.

Enjoy this short bit:

Full video player:

GLENN BECK: “Hang on, our Themis has just gone off….” pic.twitter.com/RQ3EQ7lWfM

— DailyNoah.com (@DailyNoahNews) December 26, 2023

Sometimes the best way to deal with things is through humor and satire.

Well done, Glenn and Stew!

This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport.

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