Jeff Bezos sent a gaggle of libtard celebrity women into space, because equality… or something. But when they got there all they did was faff around performing for cameras, and when they came back they somehow managed to act even more self-aggrandizing and insufferable than before the experience.
The all-female ‘crew’ were blasted more than 100km (62 miles) above Earth, crossing the internationally recognised boundary of space, on the “Blue Origin” rocket, which is ironically shaped like a giant penis.
Singer Katy Perry and left-wing anchor Gayle King were on board along with Bezos’ fiancée Lauren Sanchez and some other women in tight blue flared suits.
The flight lasted around 11 minutes in total, giving the women basically seconds to observe the planet Earth from a vantage point almost no one else has had the privilege of experiencing.
And here’s what they did:
Imagine being so privileged as to visit space, then spending more time performing into cameras rather than actually looking out the window. https://t.co/aeKqpGCsgD
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) April 14, 2025
Just why?
Look at Perry, she’s right next to a window on a space ship above the planet and she’s just staring into the camera holding random objects and making inane ‘love heart’ signs.
Her behaviour is totally demented.
why did i think she was gonna be up there for weeks pic.twitter.com/aM2mopKp22
— Mr PitBull (@MrPitbull07) April 14, 2025
When she (some might say unfortunately) was returned to Earth, she acted as if she’d had the most profound experience in the history of humanity, and that she hadn’t spent the few minutes in zero gravity poncing about staring her own reflection in a lens.
NEW: Katy Perry says her short trip to space made her "connected to that strong divine feminine," praises her team's rigorous "training."
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) April 14, 2025
Wow!
Perry said she felt love when she came down.
"You're like really finding the love for yourself because you gotta trust in yourself on… pic.twitter.com/2B4bTRYdAQ
OK, what?
What does any of that mean?
Someone pull out the Kamala Harris edition of the English dictionary.
Perry’s first words when she got off the thing were “I think that it’s not about me.”
Katy Perry explains why she sang "What a Wonderful World" in space.
— Variety (@Variety) April 14, 2025
"I've covered that song in the past. Obviously my higher self is steering the ship. I had no clue I'd one day decide to sing a little bit of that in space. It's not about me. It's not about singing my songs.… pic.twitter.com/GnaBDIefKT
Riiiight. Because it did seem that you made it all about you, singing, vaunting, flaunting and parading yourself in front of a camera.
Leave her there
— Mikeshashimi (@Mikeshashimi) April 15, 2025
This is actually kind of sad. She got shot into space and got a great opportunity to look and marvel at the bigger picture of the infinite. A chance was there to see beyond herself and maybe make some sort of spiritual connection. Gets back down and talks about herself.
— DH Green (@CampersDh) April 15, 2025
I just can’t fight the feeling this is disguised narcissism in the form of self love
— Chat is this real? (@yeeetCapital) April 15, 2025
"Divine feminine"
— Albert Latham (@albert1776) April 14, 2025
"Love for yourself"
"Trust in yourself"
Sad.
Gayle King came back and immediately decided to lecture everyone else about how they need to be ‘better human beings’.
WATCH: Gayle King says visiting space was "a reminder that we need to do better, be better human beings."pic.twitter.com/XWKE7iP2tN
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) April 14, 2025
How about you try not to sound like an arrogant, exultant, pretentious know it all first? Maybe then we can move onto the being better humans thing.
10 minutes on a ship to the space and back and she’s now a philosopher.
— The Fact Checker (@The_Facts_Dude) April 14, 2025
That's right folks, do better and be more like Gayle! just make friends with a billionaire and get yourself sent into space despite having absolutely no reason to be there or having done anything to justify your position on the "crew".
— @stevenvoiceover (@stevenvoiceover) April 14, 2025
Be better, slackers!
“I don’t want you to reduce your carbon footprint because I told you to, I want you to want to reduce your carbon footprint because it’s the right thing to do”
— Chief Iron Principles (@Connecticotian) April 14, 2025
– Visionary Space Explorer Gayle King
When she says "we need to do better" she means not her.
— Greg 🚀 (@greg_blaire) April 14, 2025
Seeing these two returning to Earth just made everyone else want to leave it.
Two astronauts spent 286 days in space, yet it still feels like they’ve received less coverage than a group of women who spent 4 minutes there.
— Shadow Files (@shadow_files) April 14, 2025
How long do you think these women practiced these speeches before they went to space? They didn't suddenly get revelation knowledge in ten minutes.
— My Simple Vision (@CathyGarrison22) April 14, 2025
Girl u was gone for 5 seconds 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/ZprjNFdLxW
— Mr PitBull (@MrPitbull07) April 14, 2025
Couldn’t they get stuck up there for awhile longer? You know so they could feel more love😆
— Cat Sadowski (@CatSadowski) April 15, 2025
Just when you think they couldn’t get any worse, they do
— • Bekah • (@TGrammie2) April 14, 2025
I just can’t even listen
— ana mcnally (@aimcnally1956) April 15, 2025
In summary, she was really scared by being shot to the edge of space in a penis shaped rocket. Then she made it back alive and she was happy she was still alive.
— BestLaidPlansOfMice (@BestPlansOfMice) April 15, 2025
The end.
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