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Top 10 Funniest Stories Of 2024

Steve Watson

23rd December 2024

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As we end the bizarre year that was 2024, we are taking a look back, because there’s been a lot to unpack.

Firstly, there has been plenty of stuff to keep us amused in 2024. Lets take a look. Click through to review the stories.

In September, Biden got back from a TWO WEEK beach vacation and proceeded to sit at this tonka toy desk on a fake White House set to give a speech of no significance whatsoever.

Then he was placed there again the following month, this time with a handler on a separate tiny desk behind him.

Nothing could sum up his presidency better.

The Biden administration organised literal cope and seethe sessions for employees who couldn’t handle that Trump won the election on November 5th.

At least two “therapy and listening sessions“ were funded with taxpayer dollars, with one described as a “cry session” by the State Department.

Delicious.

Biden Administration bureaucrats complained they are “depressed” because they can’t find new jobs, and members of Biden’s “national security team” whinged that they face taking “unglamorous jobs” with pay cuts as Trump prepares to dismantle the deep state.

Cry harder. Hilarious.

Two weeks before the election, self-proclaimed ‘Reddit Witches’ complained that they were finding it difficult to cast negative spells on Donald Trump because he had “some kind of protection around him.”

Cue the memes.

Ten days after President Trump miraculously survived an assassination attempt, he sat for an interview without the large bandage he had been wearing over the ear where he was struck by a bullet.

Because he still had an ear, leftists decided that it was further proof he had staged the entire thing. You can only laugh at these complete morons.

In August TMZ claimed that Beyoncé would perform at the DNC and the corporate media ran with it. Democrats did nothing to dispel the rumour, probably because it was the only way they could get anyone to tune in.

Beyoncé did not turn up and her people were forced to issue a statement clarifying that it was never scheduled and she had not been asked to perform.

Just over a week before the election it was announced that Beyoncé would appear at Kamala Harris’ big final rally. Surely she would perform there right? No. She walked out and gave a three minute speech about being a mum… or something. 

Unsurprisingly, this did nothing to help Kamala and no one voted for her.

It later emerged that Harris’ campaign had paid Beyoncé 10 million dollars for this. 

Fucking hilarious. 

On MSNBC’s Morning Joe, which has lost almost half its audience in a matter of weeks, the hosts and talking heads desperately debated why no one is watching them anymore.

They seemed utterly bewildered as to why people have stopped watching them and instead get their information from X and “online influencers,” complaining “I don’t know how we make ourselves relevant again.”

Just days after this, Joe and Mika shamelessly announced they had taken it upon themselves to travel to Mar-a-Lago to kiss Trump’s ring and heal their rift. 

They still have next to no viewers.

The left attempted to amplify a claim by an Obama activist that she had hung out with Jeffrey Epstein 30 years ago and they visited Donald Trump, who then groped her.

The story was so ridiculous that it caused the phrase #KamalaGropedMe to trend and only helped Trump’s campaign more.

A Democratic political analyst faced mockery after she posted a video before the election results came in talking about how she laughed at a Trump-supporting liquor store worker as she bought champagne, telling him Kamala was definitely going to win.

Glorious.

A western woman living in Japan complained that when she wore clothes that made her look “hot” for the gym, Japanese people treated her like a “whore”.

Maybe it’s because she looks like one. 🤔 

Excellent work Japan. 

Honourable mentions:

Dinosaurs have a long storied LGBTQ history and birds are queer.

Honestly.

Fireplace gets more viewers than Don Lemon

More people tuned into a video of a fireplace than Don Lemon’s livestream after Elon Musk decided he didn’t want the former CNN clown presenting a show on X.

One was a fake scene playing out on people’s TVs, the other was the fireplace.

Brilliant.

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