John Kirby and Karine Jean-Pierre have announced that Joe Biden will be holding a ‘big boy’ press conference this week.

Yes, the two White House officials really did say that when referring to an upcoming conference by the supposed leader of the free world!

Will it be potty training for the US president next?

MRCTV reports: When we say we want the adults back in charge of the country, this isn’t what we mean.

Joe Biden will hold a “big boy press conference” later this week, according to senior White House officials who touted the 82-year-old addled president’s hefty schedule as some sort of proof he’s capable of doing the job for another four years. And yes, they really used the words “big boy” to describe the event.

Proof that apparently includes holding an actual press conference complete with questions and everything! As opposed to, you know, the toddler ones he’s more used to holding, where he reads from a teleprompter, can’t find the ends of his sentences, and his wife has to shuffle him offstage when it’s done.

“This week, President Biden will speak to national labor leaders of AFLCIO, host the NATO summit to show the unprecedented strength of our alliance, hold a press conference – a ‘big boy press conference,’ according to Justin Sink from Bloomberg,” White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said during Monday’s press briefing with reporters.