Our legacy media's most elite “journalists” gathered around in Washington, D.C. on Saturday, taking turns wafting the aroma of their own flatulence. Then, they returned to work, protecting alleged gang rapists, murderers and kidnappers in the guise of “objectivity.”

After waging smear campaigns and witch hunts against their ideological opponents for years, our self-appointed network jurors suddenly believe in “due process.” 

But only if that means opening our doors wide open for the entire world to flood in with no background check needed and automatically taking their word when they’re caught diddling kids! 

Because due process, in the court of Woke, means whatever the left believes is ‘due’ to them, regardless of what actual law says.

I break down the media’s newly discovered term on this episode of “Woke of the Weak.”