As a group, gay people may overwhelmingly hate Donald Trump. But they couldn't help but fall in love with JD Vance on the debate stage Tuesday night.

In the words of Gay America, he came out looking snatched.

Now, these poll numbers might be made up, but they're making fun of a very real phenomenon: Gay Twitter absolutely lost their minds for Vance last night. Some said he'd make a "hot AF VP" while others said he's "[g]iving the gays everything we want." Some speculated the "pink tie" was sending a signal, wink wink. What that signal is, I can't share here — but the consensus was overwhelmingly suggestive. As noted conservative activist (and gay man) Andy Ngo noted, "I was not expecting gay X responses to the VP debate to be so XXX."


But really, who can blame them? Vance has come a long way from his days as a chubby Ohio teen. He's dropped significant weight recently and is likely working out if his chiseled jawline is anything to go by. His eyes are the color of a Mykonos blue, and the new salt-and-pepper beard only makes him look more distinguished. That's to say nothing of how he outright dominated Tim Walz on stage, all with a hint of playful charm.




If this is what it takes for Gay America to vote for a MAGA ticket, I'm all in. So Sen. Vance, give the gays what they want! Maybe next time, take that shirt off before you get in the pool.
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