Nintendo just couldn’t help themselves, could they.
Can’t the kids be left alone to have fun?
The writing is on the wall that woke is poison and the people don’t want it.
And so Nintendo just released their newest console on June 5th. It’s a follow up to their Switch console. And it’s called Switch 2.
Yeah, not a very creative name, is it?
I guess they’re trying to copy Playstation, that keeps releasing consoles with a consecutive number added to it.
The Nintendo Switch 2 retails for $449.99. Limited retail inventory and high pre-order volume are expected to lead to quick sellouts. – Google
Selling out? Guess again, Google.
Lots of areas did not sell out.
People are even talking about that very thing online. Usually all video game systems DO sell out on their release day, but not this time.
“But why is it woke?”
You see, with a Nintendo system, you usually create a character (called a Mii) that represents you and you use it with different games.
Before:
BUT now they removed the genders and the color coding.
No more blue for males. No pink for girls.
They’re just “styles” now:
Miis are now genderless on Switch 2 pic.twitter.com/xONBp8UaWW
— Centro LEAKS (@CentroLeaks) June 4, 2025
“Body type A or Body type B” Men and women don’t exist anymore, I guess.
People are already mocking it, which is great to see:
This isn’t too surprising since the head of Nintendo’s American branch is woke. Doug Bowser.
(Isn’t it ironic that his last name is Bowser, which is literally the name of the villain to Nintendo’s mascot, Super Mario? It’s like God is trying to warn us haha! You can’t make this stuff up.)
Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser recently said diversity is very important to Nintendo:
“We always want to attract the best talent we can and retain that talent. We also believe it’s important for that talent to be diverse in terms of their backgrounds, their… pic.twitter.com/vUl2d2i0a2
— Stealth (@Stealth40k) May 3, 2025
Polygon reports on this story (I wonder why none of the big media companies are talking about this? I think we know why) …
The Nintendo Switch 2 has changed Mii character creation, Polygon can confirm after going hands-on with the console. When creating new Mii avatars, players won’t be able to choose between male or female options like the Switch, but rather between two “styles.”
The new system offers players a generic avatars, with the option to customize the Mii. And if you’re wondering whether or not the Mii characters were redesigned, no, they weren’t. Instead, Mii look unchanged, carrying over the debut design from the Nintendo Wii.
As for headlines that are saying “back in stock!” 1 day after it was released?
How can they restock that fast? The stores need to wait til they get another delivery….unless they already had more in the back and didn’t put them out so they could create hype and a sense of scarcity, which Nintendo is notorious for doing?
Looks like the woke system is collecting dust already. Why isn’t there a mad rush to get these?
nintendo switch 2 still in stock at my Walmart. No line 4pm central time. 6/5 pic.twitter.com/ApXRmpf7xn
— Drink Water Investments
(@Jack64128896) June 5, 2025
People are noticing. “I’ve never seen…”
Switch 2 is in stock at multiple stores. I’ve never seen a console in stock on launch day
Has that happened before? I don’t think the dogshit Xbox was in stock at launch ever#Switch2 pic.twitter.com/nejjgLS7AB
— Sony Prophet (@E3waitfor2020) June 5, 2025
Also, the new system is trying to get away from physical media and force digital download only using codes on some games, which is NOT good.
That means you don’t own the game.
What happens when the kids want to play these game 10-15 years from now when they’ve grown up and nostalgia strikes? They won’t be able to get a used copy at a garage sale or ebay.
Oh, and they want to charge $70-$90 per game.
The takeaway:
the switch 2 is:
-massively overpriced
-already being scalped somefucking how
-requires at minimum a day 1 patch otherwise it wont work
-is still extremely underpowered in regards to hardware
-the games are also stupidly overpricedand now has gay propaganda in it
amazing https://t.co/QENATK0G3f
— apollyon (@thecunnysupreme) June 5, 2025
Oh, Nintendo. What happened to you?
You used to be amazing.
They’re the Disney of video games. And like Disney, they used to be a safe household staple, now they’ve changed.
Want my advice?
Stick with the Nintendo Wii (released in 2006, before the wokeness).
Just listen to that soothing menu music:
Nintendo Wii startup (2006) pic.twitter.com/a5wnm4F1QP
— Nostalgia (@NostalgiaFolder) January 17, 2025
And the Wii promotes being active, not just sitting there.
Remember the Wii Fit board?
Just don’t put the Wii Fit board too close to your TV while playing Ski Jump…
Come to think of it, maybe Trump and Elon can end their fight (if it’s real) over a game of Wii tennis.
Avoid the new woke Nintendo and just stick with the Wii and play some sports with the family, like it’s 2006 and all is right with the world:
Another reason to get a Wii, grandma will love working out to it!
This post shows someone’s grandma has started her day exercising with the Wii, every day for over 15 years!!
This is a Guest Post from our friends over at WLTReport.
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