Calling all freedom-loving facial hair enthusiasts: did you know Labor Day was cooked up by a bunch of socialists? It’s true. Even though most Americans see it as a free day off work, in reality, the origins of “International Workers’ Day” have deep roots in socialist and Marxist economic principles. 

Labor Day in the U.S. has its roots in the 1894 Pullman Railway Strike, which resulted in President Grover Cleveland pushing through legislation to recognize Labor Day as a “gesture towards organized labor,” according to labor historian Joshua Freeman.  

When Labor Day officially began in the U.S., many who celebrated it were pushing for fundamental changes to the “capitalist wage system” and advocating for collectivism and socialism. Of course, this radical activism associated with Labor Day soon died down as the holiday was celebrated year after year. 

Now, Labor Day is widely regarded as an end-of-summer holiday and is used by corporations to sell anything from hot dogs and soda to clothing and furniture. Capitalism wins yet again. 

There’s nothing wrong with celebrating the end of summer, and the best way to do it is by putting your money into the free market and supporting good old-fashioned American capitalism instead. Jeremy’s Razors are certified woke-free and allow the hard workers who love this country to enjoy a great shave, without the side of propaganda. Plus, they’re offering a 20% off sale! No woke BS, just 20% off.

Head to Jeremy’s Razors and select the new and improved Precision 5 Starter Set for an exceptionally smooth and close shave. Built with five coated stainless steel blades, an argan oil- and aloe-infused lubricating strip, and a precision trimmer, it’s the ultimate tool for keeping your skin stubble free and your conscience crystal clear.

There are plenty of other ways to say no to progressivism with Jeremy’s, including shampoo and conditioner, soap, natural deodorant, and even women’s razors for the fairer sex.

This Labor Day, stick it to the system by laboring on your stubble instead. Jeremy’s Razors are so smooth, they’ll cut through your whiskers faster than Karl Marx could say “seize the means of production.” Plus, every purchase supports the free market, using your hard-earned money to support a company that has the same values you do. It’s a win-win-win.

Those red-flag-waving demonstrators thought we needed a day off. But you know what’s really revolutionary? Stubble-free skin and a proud capitalist spirit. 

This Labor Day, say no to the hammer and sickle and say yes to Jeremy’s Razors instead. Because nothing says “I love freedom” like a good, clean shave.