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Kash Patel is now the presumptive head of the FBI and he’s planning on some big changes.
[Breathtaking, yes, but hey the following appear to be just common sense.]
__ All FBI agents must go back to wearing trenchcoats, carrying snub-nose revolvers, and saying “see?” after every statement: Presentation matters, see?
__ Cancel all current plans to assassinate Donald Trump: But cool trenchcoats first.
__ All of Melania’s underwear recovered during the Mar A Lago raid must be returned: They’ve had it long enough.
__ From now on, all agents must submit a written request before grooming a mass shooter: Finally, a return to common sense MKUltra policies. ….
__ Remove all 850 wiretaps at Mar-a-Lago: It’s a waste of resources since Trump publicly shares everything anyway.
__ Agents are now required to arrest pedophiles: This is a new, cutting-edge idea in criminal justice.
Incoming: Kash Patel’s common sense reforms at the FBI added by Editor One on December 3, 2024
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