Poor Troy Jackson.
He can’t buy a serious ticket to a U.S. Senate seat without first enduring a ribald ribbing on social media.
X users were having more fun laughing over Troy’s marital partnership with his second cousin than attendees at an American Legion bean supper in Allagash, Maine pop. 240.
After Maine Wire chief editor Steve Robinson reported that the former state senate president is attached to his second cousin, with whom he has two kids, all bets were off for X users.
His favorite dating app is 23AndMe https://t.co/8C4CgNhk4a
— PoIiMath (@politicalmath) July 31, 2026
Sydney Sweeney eat your heart out pic.twitter.com/EA3k8rzRcF
— Cereal Killer (@PatchoSombrero) July 31, 2026
Everyman Mainer eating at an elitist DC restaurant one block from the White House https://t.co/aEwu0FgdOy
— Storm Paglia 🇺🇸 (@storm_paglia) July 31, 2026
"She is my second cousin, once removed"
— Kyle Beckley (@Kyle_Beckley) July 31, 2026
'Once removed? what does that mean? '
"My uncle pulled me off her" https://t.co/VQeOlEr1fj
Substackers were also getting in on the fun with a little additional X-rated humor, no pun intended.
HandsomePristinePatriot offered this gem:
“Know what a girl from Allagash says after sex?
“’Get off me Dad, you’re crushing my smokes.’”
I’m no Troy Jackson fan but..having kids with your 2nd cousin up there is probably pretty common.
— Macaulay Trollkin 🦞 (@Billybobwalter1) July 31, 2026
In other words, consanguinity is a common denominator in the tiny town of Allagash, where everything is apparently relative.
Dark horse SEC expansion candidate https://t.co/lWr6MjF0LL pic.twitter.com/jTxHaBFazt
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 31, 2026
Editor’s note: Can’t forget this parody song from the great CIDER
Taxin' Jackson
— C I D E R (@CiderHype) July 31, 2026
Troyotathon
The Duke of Allagash
Whatever you call him... Remember! Don't call her---his WIFE!
SOUND ON, you're gonna love this!@TheMaineWire @SteveRob @tomshattuck @GrahamMaineWire pic.twitter.com/pDIYxX6f1J
