The libs are having a normal one this weekend as they decide how they want to talk about Trump taking out one of the most brutal dictators on earth.

And for the now former Supreme Leader of Iran, the Times chose flattery:

Hard-Line Cleric ...

Could they have softened the headline anymore?

Real life is, tragically, beyond satire.

Every line in this story is crazier than the last.

Ibrahim George Kallon, an illegal alien from Sierra Leone whose visitor visa expired in 2024, was arrested while training to be a Delaware County Prison corrections officer and was charged by Glenolden Police for:

— Rape

— Involuntary deviate sexual intercourse

— Sexual assault

— Aggravated indecent assault

— False imprisonment

— Indecent assault

Delaware County Prison sent him back into the community despite an ICE immigration detainer, so ICE [Philadelphia office] officers had to arrest him at-large on Feb. 11.

If the county won't protect its own residents, we'll do it for them.

The full statement from the president:

Khamenei, one of the most evil people in History, is dead. This is not only Justice for the people of Iran, but for all Great Americans, and those people from many Countries throughout the World, that have been killed or mutilated by Khamenei and his gang of bloodthirsty THUGS. He was unable to avoid our Intelligence and Highly Sophisticated Tracking Systems and, working closely with Israel, there was not a thing he, or the other leaders that have been killed along with him, could do. This is the single greatest chance for the Iranian people to take back their Country. We are hearing that many of their IRGC, Military, and other Security and Police Forces, no longer want to fight, and are looking for Immunity from us. As I said last night, "Now they can have Immunity, later they only get Death!" Hopefully, the IRGC and Police will peacefully merge with the Iranian Patriots, and work together as a unit to bring back the Country to the Greatness it deserves. That process should soon be starting in that, not only the death of Khamenei but the Country has been, in only one day, very much destroyed and, even, obliterated. The heavy and pinpoint bombing, however, will continue, uninterrupted throughout the week or, as long as necessary to achieve our objective of PEACE THROUGHOUT THE MIDDLE EAST AND, INDEED, THE WORLD!

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

Dr. Leonard Goldsmith has cared for a lot of babies during his time as a neonatologist at Virtua Voorhees Hospital in Philadelphia, but a recent patient was an extra special case for him, after caring for her mother in the same hospital 30 years prior.

Welp, it looks like at least one of the major goals was accomplished in today's strikes.

There's no official confirmation from Iran or Israel yet, but initial signs point towards the Ayatollah being killed during the initial strikes against Iran earlier today.

I don't know about you, but I like nighttime. It's good. Necessary. God made it, after all, and He pronounced it "good," just as He did the daytime.

So I'm not sure why, per the Washington Post, we should consider, you know, getting rid of night:

We know why you come to our site; it's to laugh as the world burns.

And what better way than enjoying all of the memes and edits celebrating, criticizing, and making light of World War 3?

Let's get right to it, people.

Just perfect.

Here are a few more videos and edits:

The Middle East is popping off (again), but the women of Iran seem SUPER HAPPY about it.

[Warning: Videos that follow feature violence, language, and explosions. Lots of explosions.]

Clips posted on Iraqi Telegram channel show Tomahawk cruise missile inbound toward the Iranian capital of Tehran, where numerous top-level leaders were blown up:

Imagine seeing this on your daily commute.

My husband was on a crowded train yesterday when a homeless woman got on, pulled down her pants, and peed all over the train in front of everyone. He hasn't stopped talking about it for the past 24+ hrs. It is the single most traumatizing thing that's happened to him in nyc.

The liberal group known as the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops (USCCB) doesn't like Trump.

Their most recent grievance is that Trump is challenging the current interpretation of the 14th Amendment, which gives birthright citizenship to literally anyone who is born on U.S. soil, which has led to decades of "birth tourism."

The father of Laken Riley has filed a lawsuit against two parties he feels responsible for the death of his daughter, who was brutally raped and killed in 2024 by an illegal alien who had previously been arrested for another crime in another state.

Well, this dropped like a bomb during the night. No pun intended.

Watch the President of the United States announce "major combat operations" in Iran:

[Iran] rejected every opportunity to renounce their nuclear ambitions and we can't take it anymore. Instead they attempted to rebuild their nuclear programs and to continue developing long range missiles that can now threaten our very good friends and allies in Europe, our troops stationed overseas, and could soon reach the American homeland.

Just imagine how emboldened this regime would be if they ... actually were armed with nuclear weapons as a means to deliver their message.

For these reasons the United States military is undertaking a massive and ongoing operation to prevent this wicked and radical dictatorship from threatening America and our core national security interests.

We are going to destroy their missiles and raze their missile industry to the ground ... we are going to annihilate their navy, we're going to ensure that the region's terrorist proxies can no longer destabilize the region or the world.