Sadly, you are not reading The Babylon Bee.
This story is not satire, because real life is weirder than satire now!
From Fox 9 in Minneapolis:
Salman Ahmed Elmi was charged last week with three counts of aiding and abetting by swindle and five counts of aiding and abetting by false representation.
He made his first court appearance on Monday. Authorities say some of Elmi's co-conspirators at Reva Health in Golden Valley have connections to a sex trafficking ring bust last week.
Elmi is accused of billing Medicaid for more than $1 million in services that were not provided or not eligible. Reva Health provided autism services and adult rehabilitative mental health services.
Absolute cinema.
The Bee couldn't have made this sillier if they tried.
The Minnesota Department of Human Services awarded Elmi an "Outstanding Refugee Award" in 2021, with a profile on the state's official website.
That profile has now been deleted for some reason!
Even better, somehow:
Tavolo is a notable endeavor on its own because it has received funding from 'Shark Tank' star Kevin O'Leary. A photo on Elmi's website shows him posing for a photo with O'Leary.
That's not a lie.
Check it out:
I gotta go to the comments, because I can't stop laughing at this train wreck:
Minnesota going more than one day without being a national embarrassment? Not even once.
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