This is almost exactly what you'd expect from modern college kids.

They really had hot takes on the speech before it happened!

Kudos to the girl at the end who passed the test.

I'm not sure what I love most: The elevator music, the cameraman getting feisty with the shaky-cam zoom effects, or the sheer joy communists get when they use my tax dollars for illegals.

Yes, that's a real ad!

Even Superman couldn't believe it.

I know you had forgotten just how trash CNN is, but don't worry.

They'll never let you forget.

To be clear, Trump never attacked "immigrants." He attacked Somali fraudsters for committing fraud, and he attacked illegal immigration, especially illegals who are killing and maiming people.

So baseball is back, and with it this year comes the Automated Ball-Strike Challenge.

Here's what that looks like:

And here's what it looked like live yesterday in Fort Myers, Florida:

Bro lost five in a row!

And the crowd gave him a round of applause when he got that last one right!

A set of Arizona parents are likely kicking themselves after allowing a random meth-head, 23-year-old Marina Noriega, to stay at their home. A home where they lived with their toddler.

Turns out, the meth-head ran off with their child, 2-year-old Kehlani Rogers, early Saturday morning, and out went an Amber Alert soon afterwards.

After Don Lemon helped a gang of BLM activists disrupt a church service, terrorize women and children, and tell everyone in attendance that they're going to hell, this case sort of makes sense.

Yeah, remember this?

More on this lawsuit from TMZ:

You have to hand it to the female empowerment movement — they're shattering the glass ceiling, one historic failure at a time. Following the broad-daylight theft of the crown jewels, the first female director of the Louvre has resigned.

Another feather in the cap of girl bosses everywhere.

From the "what took you so long?" file, a Republican U.S. congressman has introduced legislation that would ban gender-related medical procedures from being performed on minors.

On behalf of all sane, decent human beings in America: It's about dang time.

Last night, Trump gave the longest, most incredible State of the Union address in American history — almost two hours, a record, nobody's ever done anything like it.

And I've compiled the greatest and most outrageous moments of the night right here for your viewing pleasure.

There are still many people who do not know how bad things are.

Many, many people.

Sadly, no, the police are not onto this. In fact, just last month, the British Parliament voted not to authorize a wider inquiry into decades' worth of reports involving said rape gangs.

Canadians, we'd be done gloating if you'd stop pouting about your loss 😂

That's a real headline!

Imagine telling the country that saved the world's collective butts twice in the last century that winning a sports game isn't the same as winning a "World War."

Canada is like the Amazon Prime of assisted suicide.

In Canada, you can request a government-sponsored suicide and get killed on the same day!

Now that's government efficiency!

From a report by the Chief Coroner of Ontario's Medical Assistance in Dying Death Review Committee: