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Tue, Mar 10, 2026

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Retired prof under investigation after joking about shooting President Trump with his "high-power" camera: "It's great for a headshot"

Retired prof under investigation after joking about shooting President Trump with his "high-power" camera: "It's great for a headshot"

When you try to make a joke but you fail so bad that the Secret Service visits you:

There's more context than what Libs of TikTok is posting, so let's get into it.

I have ordered a high power ATL 36X arriving shortly, which I hope to actually use to shoot the President of the United States. I'm not kidding. This is a very high powerful item and it's great for a headshot and distance. And I didn't want it to be delivered by drone because I wouldn't want something like that to be in the wrong hands. That's it. Thank you.

This Oklahoma senator just ended Bernie's career with one line

This Oklahoma senator just ended Bernie's career with one line

Oklahoma's Markwayne Mullin may have just cut the best campaign ad of all time.

I'm sorry, I didn't ask your opinion. If I cared, I'd ask you, but I DON'T care about your opinion. YOU'RE part of the system! YOU'RE part of the problem! You've been sitting here longer than I've even been alive! This is your problem, you should've fixed it a long time ago. You've been railing on it so long.

Watch this foreign trucker with a Minnesota CDL drive THREE MILES down the WRONG SIDE of the highway

Watch this foreign trucker with a Minnesota CDL drive THREE MILES down the WRONG SIDE of the highway

Liberals will tell you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears on this one and that this stuff never happens.

Ope, a Trump official said it, it must be fake news!

The fake news:

The driver:

THIS GUY DROVE THREE MILES IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

There it is, the thing that isn't happening. Also, in a few weeks on the pages of The Atlantic, The Thing That's Happening And Why It's Actually A Good Thing.

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