Well, we're finally getting somewhere with the Mitch McConnell story.
The senator who is not now, and apparently never was, dead, has left rehab after a fall back in June left him hospitalized for over a month.
No photo to prove that the former majority leader is still with us.
But the senator's office did release a statement (spoiler alert: it's not about him retiring).
Yeah, he'll be right back to glitching out, freezing, and stammering in public in no time!
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