When you try to make a joke but you fail so bad that the Secret Service visits you:

There's more context than what Libs of TikTok is posting, so let's get into it.

I have ordered a high power ATL 36X arriving shortly, which I hope to actually use to shoot the President of the United States. I'm not kidding. This is a very high powerful item and it's great for a headshot and distance. And I didn't want it to be delivered by drone because I wouldn't want something like that to be in the wrong hands. That's it. Thank you.

Don't mess with Texas, and don't mess with Whataburger.

A customer allegedly attacked staff members at the Texas restaurant, leading to this scene.

I immediately want a Whataburger for some reason!

Here's what happened from the New York Post:

Oklahoma's Markwayne Mullin may have just cut the best campaign ad of all time.

I'm sorry, I didn't ask your opinion. If I cared, I'd ask you, but I DON'T care about your opinion. YOU'RE part of the system! YOU'RE part of the problem! You've been sitting here longer than I've even been alive! This is your problem, you should've fixed it a long time ago. You've been railing on it so long.

Liberals will tell you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears on this one and that this stuff never happens.

Ope, a Trump official said it, it must be fake news!

The fake news:

The driver:

THIS GUY DROVE THREE MILES IN THE WRONG DIRECTION!

There it is, the thing that isn't happening. Also, in a few weeks on the pages of The Atlantic, The Thing That's Happening And Why It's Actually A Good Thing.

I think the conservative-majority in West Michigan might want to see this.

No, really! That's what the mayor of Grand Rapids, Michigan - the second-largest city in the state - had to say on Monday, according to local Fox reporter

I have the sudden urge to buy EVEN MORE boomsticks!

I don't know what's worse about this — how utterly frightening it is, or how utterly possible it seems.

A nightmare possible future:

What if we could use the energy of humans to power the machines that took away their jobs?

Not at all far-fetched, I'm afraid.

Another day, another violent dude in a dress.

The craziest thing about this story is not the fact that 26-year-old Cullan Zeke Daly, who also goes by "Blu," is a man who is pretending to be a woman.

The craziest thing is that he apparently shot at a cop because the officer asked him if he "used other names."

This guy, Rene Campos, is running for City Council in Fresno, California, as a registered sex offender convicted of owning child porn.

I mean, there's letting the neighborhood know that a registered sex offender lives in the area. Then there's ... this.

Well, this is terrifying.

A couple of Omaha drivers were just stopped at a normal traffic light when the earth decided to open up and swallow them like the Sons of Korah.

Fortunately, both drivers were able to climb out of the hole, with the help of fellow motorists who witnessed the accident which nearly consumed both of their vehicles.

The Trump administration is so full of rock stars at this point that even the secretary of transportation is getting in on the action.

Sean hits him with the Pelosi zinger, about ripping up Trump's State of the Union address during his first term, and just dives in on his area of expertise.

The State of the Union speech always involves grandstanding.

Modern presidents use the speech to talk about how amazing they are, regardless of the party. But it used to be understood that the opposing party should still clap for veterans, survivors, and champions even if they don't like the guy standing at the podium.

Major fake-news moment here.

Watch this whole thing with your eyeballs.

The Trump admin shut down essentially all refugee admissions into the U.S. in 2025, with the exception of Afrikaners.

Trump himself has been vocal about the violence, even showing the president of South Africa a video of the memorial crosses erected for the victims of black-on-white violence.