- Senate committee votes to hold Fauci in contempt of Congress for pleading the Fifth one hundred and eleven times
- Garbage workers help Italian woman find €1 million lotto ticket after she mistakenly threw it away
- Chipotle Takes Jalapeños Off The Menu After New Diarrhea Scare
- Phillies fan calls full inning for radio broadcast after winning auction (he should definitely qualify for a full-time job)
