I heard it, so now you have to.

Here's how the Women's Pro Baseball League kicked off festivities at their fisrt-ever game, with a rendition of the National Anthem sung by Martha Reeves of the Motown group Martha and the Vandells:

I mean ... she certainly gave it all she's got!

Let's face it. Americans aren't known for their healthy eating.

Otherwise, RFK Jr. wouldn't be out there filming healthy cooking classes for us.

So, we don't really need a big excuse to cut our healthy food intake. And the recent Mexican lettuce cyclospora outbreak is as good a reason as any.

At 92 years old, Gilbert Martin says retirement just isn't for him.

At the tender young age of 80, he retired from his longstanding career in the natural gas industry and went to work as a greeter at Sam's Club for the next twelve years. When his position was eliminated recently, the Wilmington, North Carolina, man tried giving leisure a try, but he told WECT News,

This is wild stuff.

If you think locking the doors to your car is going to stop a determined and hungry black bear, you've got another thing coming.

Watch this bear tear out the window of a car to get at some leftover Whopper trash:

He just ... took the window off of the car.

This video out of Spokane is just heartbreaking.

Wildfires in Washington State jumped from the forests and into people's neighborhoods. The damage was unreal:

Here are some details on the flames from ABC News:

The Old Trails Fire, which had scorched more than 2,300 acres, was one of three fires burning in the Spokane area on Saturday amid dangerous, windy conditions.

It's unknown how many homes have been destroyed, but state officials said about 4,000 structures are threatened by the blaze.

At a news conference on Saturday evening, Washington Gov. Bob Ferguson said he's seen videos on social media of homes burning, calling it an "extremely difficult situation for Washingtonians" and stressing the rapidly shifting conditions.

'Things are extremely dynamic especially in Spokane,' Ferguson said.

Stay frosty out there in Idaho.

[Warning: Violence]

The shooting was reported at 2:30 p.m. at the In-N-Out in Twin Falls.

At least three people were killed, with reports of two injured.

The shooter is among the dead. This was a picture of him:

I'm not a huge fan of police spying on me, but this is amazing.

Excuse me, ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over today?

No. No I don't.

Well, Officer Busch over there witnessed you texting and driving.

Officer Busch?

Right over there.

Seems like parody, but it's not — and it's, uhh, kinda awesome.

This Arizona criminal actually hatched a pretty clever scheme.

Nathan Lucas Underwood attempted to have a realtor sell an apartment belonging to Nathan Lucas Underwood. The only problem, it was a different Nathan Lucas Underwood.

Are we confused yet?

Y'all, I've been a new parent. I feel this in my bones.

From the New York Post:

Dominique Dillon, a FOX13 Memphis anchor who recently took over the station's weekend broadcasts, appeared to briefly fall asleep on-air during a live newscast — sparking thousands of social media comments — many from viewers urging critics to cut the new mom some slack.

Footage that went viral on social media, which was first flagged by the industry blog FTVLive, appears to show Dillon with her eyes closed and her head resting in her hands as the camera lingered on her during a broadcast.

Well, I guess you can't fly with cannonballs.

Oh, well stolen cannonballs is a whole different issue. Still, how did they know they were stolen?

Here's 1819 News in Alabama on the failed historical heist:

Lead Transportation Security Administration (TSA) officer Justin Dupree uncovered a big surprise while searching a bag at the Gulf Shores International Airport (JKA) this week: five stolen cannonballs from nearby Fort Morgan ...

'My first thought was, "I couldn't see a fuse and need to get some help quick,"' Dupree said. 'I couldn't see the entire item but was scared I might have been holding a live explosive.'

We all know that Democrats increasingly admit they have no love for the country, as shown in polls about patriotism. The RNC research team put together a video highlighting Democrats' open contempt for the United States of America.

This is one of the most devastating political videos you'll ever see.